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German vs French

admin — Tue, 04 May 2010 20:25:11 +0000

A German tourist arrives at a French airport. The immigration officer asks him:
- Occupation?
The German promptly replies:
- No, no, no! I am just visiting!

Sexual exhaustion

admin — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:35:56 +0000

In class the teacher announced that a test was going to happen tomorrow, and you couldn’t miss it for anything other than a bad sickness or a death in the family.

A kid raised his hand and asked: “what if i suffer from sexual exhaustion?”
… and the teacher replied: “That’s OK, you can write with the other hand “

13-14

admin — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:09:38 +0000

A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice ’13 … 13 … 13 … 13′.

The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye.

The moaning voice then groaned ’14 … 14 … 14 … 14′.

Hot Revenge

admin — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:59:34 +0000

Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.

A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.

The other missionary couldn’t believe it! He said, “What’s wrong with you? We’re being boiled alive! They’re gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?”

The other missionary replied, “I just peed in the soup!”

Bananas or strawberries

admin — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:50:38 +0000

‘Hello dear. What do you like more? Bananas or strawberries?’
‘Are you at the market?’
‘No dear, I’m in a pharmacy.’