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A German tourist arrives at a French airport. The immigration officer asks him: – Occupation? The German promptly replies: – No, no, no! I am just visiting!

In class the teacher announced that a test was going to happen tomorrow, and you couldn’t miss it for anything other than a bad sickness or a death in the family. A kid raised his hand and asked: “what if i suffer from sexual exhaustion?” … and the teacher replied: “That’s OK, you can write [...]

A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice ’13 … 13 … 13 … 13′. The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned ’14 … 14 … 14 … [...]

Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn’t believe it! He said, “What’s wrong with [...]

‘Hello dear. What do you like more? Bananas or strawberries?’ ‘Are you at the market?’ ‘No dear, I’m in a pharmacy.’

A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis.” The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help.”

There are three types of sex in a marriage. The first one is Kitchen Sex. This is when you are newlyweds, and you’re still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime – but mostly the kitchen. The second type is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have settled down a bit and probably have [...]

Joe stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day’s work to relax. He noticed a man next to him order a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before Joe’s curiosity got the best of [...]