Archive for September, 2009
Bananas or strawberries
09-16-09
‘Hello dear. What do you like more? Bananas or strawberries?’ ‘Are you at the market?’ ‘No dear, I’m in a pharmacy.’
Blonde’s Appendicitis
09-08-09
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis.” The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help.”

